she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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