i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
