Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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