What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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