I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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