belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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