I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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