i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
