Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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