Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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