Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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