Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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