Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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