Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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