i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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