Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
