Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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