Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
My bed smells like the plague
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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