If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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