Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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