Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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