I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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