I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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