if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
