doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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