I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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