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• (269): View more from Michigan

  did you hook up austin?

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  No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I just got invited to go home with a married couple...

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.

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• (909): View more from California

  i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone

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• (760): View more from California

  Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb

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