i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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