he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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