i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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