In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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