she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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