Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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