I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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