New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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