i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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