I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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