Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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