awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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