I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
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Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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