Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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