seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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