should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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