If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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