marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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