I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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