think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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