youre lurking in front of me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
