Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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