? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
