did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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