I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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