a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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