my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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