There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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