I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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