Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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