I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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