I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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