dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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