youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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