Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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