morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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