physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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